Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

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Why don't you chat with us in the kitchenette in the morning?

Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

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How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed

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Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

How does someone pay for a painting?

With Monet

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What did Mark Antony say to Van Gogh?

Lend me your ears

What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.