Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

What's the difference between a chick pea and potato?

I've never paid $50 to have a potato on my face.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

This guy

What do you call the guy who envies his friend's gelatin?

Jello-us

Monet Jokes More Monet Jokes

How does someone pay for a painting?

With Monet

Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

Van Gogh Jokes More Van Gogh Jokes

Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license?

He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.

What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.