Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

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Why couldn't Diablo get his bros out of jail?

He couldn't pay for Baal

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

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Who's got two thumbs and finds this joke funny?

Not this guy!" -Thumb amputee victim

What do you call a girl who only likes guys with big muscles?

A Biceptual

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Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

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What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license?

He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.