What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

This guy

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What do you cal a bear with extreme mood swings?

A bi-polar bear.

What was the bear protesting?

his right to human arms

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Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.

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Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:

What do you call a newborn with 3 arms?

Not mine

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How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

This guy