What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

This guy

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What do you cal a bear with extreme mood swings?

A bi-polar bear.

What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

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What do you call a guy who peeps his peeps?

A homeboyeur.

What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar?

A man with unfinnished buisness.

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What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

Why Wasn't Jesus born in Italy?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

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How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

This guy