What's the best kind of guy to get fingered by?

One with Parkinson's disease!

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What do you call the guy who manages my apartment building?

The thoooperintendent.

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.

What did the alien say to the gas pump ?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !

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What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection?

A pointer!

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

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What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

What's the best kind of guy to get fingered by?

One with Parkinson's disease!