What's the best kind of guy to get fingered by?

One with Parkinson's disease!

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What did the shooting range instructor say to the guy in a wheelchair?

Parachute

What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common?

A: They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".

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What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.

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What is the best kind of weed?

When I'm weed you )

What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

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What do you call a turkey with Parkinson's Disease?

Turkey Jerky

What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.