What's the best kind of guy to get fingered by?

One with Parkinson's disease!

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What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy?

There's a vas deferens.

Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

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What did the alien say to the gas pump ?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

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What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

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What do you call a turkey with Parkinson's Disease?

Turkey Jerky

How does Michael J. Fox deal with his Parkinson's disease?

He just shakes it off.