Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.

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What do you call a turkey with no arms?

a turkey

What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

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Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

Why do people post missing person posts on Facebook?

Like we're going outside...

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

Why are blonde jokes so short?

So men can remember them!

How do you remember your wedding anniversary?

Forget it once.

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Why do bald men have holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

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Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.

Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?

She had never learned to spell properly.