Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.

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How does an octopus go to war?

Well-Armed

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people

How many people can ride on a bird?

Toucan.

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How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

Why are blonde jokes so short?

So men can remember them!

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What did the five fingers say to the phallus?

FAP!!!"

How many fingers do I have up?

a gynecologist who thinks he's really funny

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Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.

Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?

She had never learned to spell properly.