Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How does an octopus go to war?

Well-Armed

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

People Jokes More People Jokes

How do you get people to pirate an album?

Release it on TIDAL

Why do people tip cows?

Their service isn't even that good.

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

How do you remember your wedding anniversary?

Forget it once.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

Why do bald guys cut holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.

Difficulty Jokes More Difficulty Jokes

Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?

She had never learned to spell properly.

Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.