Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.

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How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

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What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it

What do people wear when they go to a new planet?

Terraformal wear.

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

What's a hard drive's favorite band?

Data Remember

What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

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Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.

Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?

She had never learned to spell properly.