What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection?

A pointer!

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What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?

Raining elephants !

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What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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Who directed this?

HIM: "A bear attack." ME: "Never heard of him."

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was