What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection?

A pointer!

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What car do dogs drive?

A Doge charger

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

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What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

What is the best kind of weed?

When I'm weed you )

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Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

What do you call a midget who directs Dirty Jobs?

A Micromanager.