What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection?

A pointer!

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What do you call a wolf with Stockholm Syndrome?

A Dog.

What's the difference between a dog?

One of his legs is the same.

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What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

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How can I direct your call, babygirl?

Smooth Operator

What do you call a midget who directs Dirty Jobs?

A Micromanager.