What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

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Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

DogMa

What's gray and all around?

Everything. I'm a dog.

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How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training

How do you refer to a necessary bear?

Pandatory. Stupid, I know.

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What does idk stand for?

Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

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What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

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What do you call a reptile that's good with directions?

A Navigator

Who was the only novelist with both direction and magnitude?

Vector Hugo.

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What's the best kind of guy to get fingered by?

One with Parkinson's disease!

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

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What do you call a chihuahua with a rainbow colored fur?

Chihuehue

Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.