What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know your S&amp?

M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

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What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

Shortcut Jokes More Shortcut Jokes

How do you make a shortcut?

With small scissors.

What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

What's a one way streets favorite band?

One Direction

What do you call a Chinese man with a bad sense of direction?

Wong Wei

Well Kind Jokes More Well Kind Jokes

What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

a tectonic plate!

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

Why did the Chihuahua put on a jacket?

Because it was a chili dog!