What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

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What did the Native American say when his dog fell of the cliff?

Dog gone!

How can you tell a dog is a cool dog?

It swags its tail.

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What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus

Why aren't there any Mexicans in China?

Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.

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What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

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What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

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What did One Direction say when they became popular?

Zayn Ma Luck

What would you say are your strengths?

Me: Words Him: Can you say more Me: More Him: Me: I'm also good at directions

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What's the best kind of alcohol for your liver?

Nonanol.

What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection?

A pointer!

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Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!