What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

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What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

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What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.

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What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love easter, baby." (OC)

Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

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What's The Donald's favourite keyboard shortcut?

Command Alt Right.

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

Where Your Children Are?

Even worse, the next song is called, "Can You Give Me Directions "

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

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What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

What is the best kind of weed?

When I'm weed you )

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What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.