How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

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What's the scariest thing about a white man in prison?

You know he did it.

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

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What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

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What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

How does an ugly guy get the girl?

All he needs is game

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

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Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.