The NBA
Christopher Sitten
A: Behind the plate.
because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.
ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"
Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)
The NBA.
The NHL playoffs
Toby