Bench Jokes

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy?

A bench can support a family of four.

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What do you call a bench with white people?

the NBA

What the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

What do call a bunch of white people on a bench?

The NBA

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA.

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

What do you call a bunch of white guys on a bench?

The NBA

What do you call a group of white people sitting on the bench?

A basketball team.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

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How much do you bench?

Me: Way less than I couch.

What do you call a bench full of white people?

The NBA.

What do you call a bunch of white dudes sitting on a bench?

The NBA

What do you call white people on a bench?

The NBA

What do you call ten white folks on a bench?

The NBA

What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The nba

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