Why do need it at work?

It's all I do. "WHAT " I said, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU.

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Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

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Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.