A stay at home dad
A bench can support a family of four.
a pianist
Your noggin
Because red means stop D
Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.
He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home