What do you call a black guy wearing an ankle bracelet?

A stay at home dad

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy?

A bench can support a family of four.

What do you call a black guy who plays the piano?

a pianist

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What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood?

Your noggin

Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

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What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom?

Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

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Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?

A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home