What do you call a black guy wearing an ankle bracelet?

A stay at home dad

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Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

What do black guy's have that is twice the size of white men's, and expands upon contact with a woman?

A criminal record.

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Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

What do tigers wear in bed ?

Stripey pyjamas !

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Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

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How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

What is the hamburgers' most familiar song?

Home on the Range'!