What do you call a black guy wearing an ankle bracelet?

A stay at home dad

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Whats the only white thing about a black guy?

His owner.

Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

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What do Islamic McDonalds employees wear?

A cheeseburka

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

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How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

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Why is it so hard to get a mortgage in Columbia SC?

All the homes there are underwater

How did the hermit pay for his home?

A: Alone.