What do you call a black guy wearing an ankle bracelet?

A stay at home dad

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What do you call a black guy who goes to college?

A Basketball player.

What do you call it when a black guy gets a hard on?

The Dark Knight Rises

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Why do mermaids wear seashell bras?

Because "B" shells are to small and "D" shells are too big.

What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!

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How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

A: Stegosaur-rust!

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What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.