What do you call a black guy wearing an ankle bracelet?

A stay at home dad

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What do you call a gust of wind that blows a black guy off of a boat?

The NBA draft

How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?

It's not there.

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Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.

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What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom?

Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Why is it so hard to get a mortgage in Columbia SC?

All the homes there are underwater

Why were you late ?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !