What do you call a black guy wearing an ankle bracelet?

A stay at home dad

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What do you call a black guy who discriminates against white people?

A racist you racist.

What should you do if you see your TV floating?

Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy.

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What do you call an Asian wearing contacts?

Customization. GET IT CUSTOM EYES ASIAN!!!

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

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Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

What do you call a ghost that stays out all night?

Afresh air freak.

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Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They have no idea where home is.

What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.