What do you call a black guy wearing an ankle bracelet?

A stay at home dad

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope!

What do you call a black guy who goes to college?

A Basketball player.

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What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip

Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

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What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

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Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They have no idea where home is.

Why is it so hard to get a mortgage in Columbia SC?

All the homes there are underwater