What do you call a black guy wearing an ankle bracelet?

A stay at home dad

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What do a black guy and a paraplegic have in common?

They're both only three fifths of a person

What do you call the injury a black guy gets after he gets punched in the eye?

uh...a blacker eye?

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Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

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Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

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How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.