What do you call a black guy wearing an ankle bracelet?

A stay at home dad

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a snow tire?

A snow tire doesnt sing when you put chains on it.

Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

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Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?

Puss in boots !

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What do you call a stay-at-home parent?

Unemployed.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

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What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours