How much do you bench?

Me: Way less than I couch.

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Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?

Salmon en route

What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows?

Take away their credit cards so they can't charge

Bench Jokes More Bench Jokes

What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The nba

What do you call a bench full of white people?

The NBA.