How much do you bench?

Me: Way less than I couch.

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What is the difference between a black man and a couch?

A couch can support a family

What is the difference between a black guy and a couch?

One can actually support a family.

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Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA.

How much do you bench?

Me: Way less than I couch.