How much do you bench?

Me: Way less than I couch.

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Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste

What do you call two couches that are in love with each other?

Homosectionals.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

Bench Jokes More Bench Jokes

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA.