What religion does a drinking feline believe?

Cat-holic

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How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.

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What did the Moderate Moslem say before hitting a guy for criticizing his religion?

It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam.

What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.

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What religion does a drinking feline believe?

Cat-holic

Why did the Papal Palace fill up with kittens?

Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh Eh