What religion does a drinking feline believe?

Cat-holic

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How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

How many Buddhists does it take to screw a light bulb?

None. They believe that the enlightenment comes from within.

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What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

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What religious group does reddit belong in?

Cat holics

Why did the Papal Palace fill up with kittens?

Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh Eh