What religion does a drinking feline believe?

Cat-holic

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Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

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What religion do ghosts practice?

Boo-ddhism

Which country's capital apologises for its religion?

Islamabad.

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Why did the Papal Palace fill up with kittens?

Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh Eh

What religious group does reddit belong in?

Cat holics