Hard Time Jokes

Why are negative parabolas so introverted?

They have a hard time opening up

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Why does Kylo Ren have a hard time making friends?

Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo.

What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

Who is a man's best friend?

The sock, he's always there in hard times.

What happened to the guy who grabbed the Viagra instead of the Allegra?

he had a hard time with his allergies

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Why did the laptop memory have such a hard time in school?

Because he was SO-DIMM!

Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

What did the Machop say to the guy who was giving him a hard time?

You're really bustin' Machops!

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

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Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

Why was the dog so depressed?

He was having a hard time looking up.

Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

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Position Jokes More Position Jokes

What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday?

Unemployed.

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

What did the Hungarian man say before he went to bed?

I'm going to bed." Except he said it in Hungarian.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

Experiment Jokes More Experiment Jokes

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al."

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did Spartacus feel about going down on his wife?

He was gladiator

How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!

Sarcasm Jokes More Sarcasm Jokes

Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.