What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes?

A: None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.

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What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke

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Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

Why would somebody punch a sheep?

Ewe wouldn't understand.

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What do blind trains read?

Raile!

What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."

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What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

What did the black horse name its daughter?

Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work.