What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes?

A: None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.

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Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist?

A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.

What do you call a kleptomaniac who doesn't understand figurative speech?

Someone who takes everything literally

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How does a deaf Gynecologist communicate with his patients?

He reads lips.

What do I do after I die?

Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud :)

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What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

What are your thoughts on new soup technology?

I say Progresso at any cost.