What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

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How do you manage that?

I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

Why is the homeless /r/anime mod still homeless?

Every time someone tries to give him Shelter, he rejects it.

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Why was 5 afraid of 6?

Because 6 7 8! ...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)...

Why did Jared lose so much weight?

He always went for the 6 instead of the 12

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What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.

How very is a very good dinosaur?

Very. (Thought of this idk if it was good)

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What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM