What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

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What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

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How do I know?

They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes

What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?

A dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes?

A: None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.

Where's the nearest cycle path you meant?

Thought you said psychopath.

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Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.