What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

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What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

Why did the Afgahni get burnt lips?

Because he tried to blow up a bus.

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How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

Why was 6 afraid of 11?

Because 11 snaps people's necks with her mind.

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What did the black horse name its daughter?

Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work.

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

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How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"