Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

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Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

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Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)