Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

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Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

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Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

How do you know your girlfriend is too young?

She only puckers up for her pacifier.

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How can you tell a black person is lying?

His lips are moving.

Why are none talking in the ladies sauna?

They are sitting on their lips!

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Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)