Pucker Jokes

How do you know your girlfriend is too young?

She only puckers up for her pacifier.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Coffee Mug

Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

You might also enjoy:

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do I need a girlfriend for?

When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

Hard Time Jokes More Hard Time Jokes

What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

Why does Kylo Ren have a hard time making friends?

Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo.

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

How do you know Satan's barbeque ribs are good?

Cos they're trident tested. #noapologies

Dog Whistle Jokes More Dog Whistle Jokes

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

What is the world's leading cause of hearing loss?

Religion.