Pucker Jokes

How do you know your girlfriend is too young?

She only puckers up for her pacifier.

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Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

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Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

How do you blow a movie quote?

You just put your lips together and whistle

Why did the kleptomaniac dislike the insultingly boisterous man with a cleft palate?

He couldn't take any more lip!

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.

What do you call cow without a girlfriend?

Beef Stroken off

Hard Time Jokes More Hard Time Jokes

Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

Why was the dog so depressed?

He was having a hard time looking up.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Where is 5?

Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE

Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

Dog Whistle Jokes More Dog Whistle Jokes

Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)