Pucker Jokes

How do you know your girlfriend is too young?

She only puckers up for her pacifier.

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Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

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Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Why did Bill Cosby make his own Jell-O?

Because his girlfriend was in a Roofie induced coma.

How does a Trigonometry teacher appreciate his girlfriend?

Oh baby, you are so (1/cos C)" !!!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Dog Whistle Jokes More Dog Whistle Jokes

Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

Hard Time Jokes More Hard Time Jokes

Who is a man's best friend?

The sock, he's always there in hard times.

Why was the dog so depressed?

He was having a hard time looking up.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

What is the best animal related joke you know?

These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.