Pucker Jokes

How do you know your girlfriend is too young?

She only puckers up for her pacifier.

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Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

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Dog Whistle Jokes More Dog Whistle Jokes

Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

Whats big, pink, long and my girlfriend hates when I put it in her mouth?

Our miscarriage.

Hard Time Jokes More Hard Time Jokes

Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

How many drums does it take to make a good ska band?

Nobody knows.

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

What's the difference between Sugar and Sweet'N Low?

Sugar is on the lips. :-)

Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.