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Walk him and pitch to the rhino.
He AJAXulated.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
As mushroom as possible
Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...
What's the most offensive jokes you have ever hear
They both know when you are sleeping.
Sleeping Beauty