Why did the clown wear loud socks?

A: So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe

What's the first thing you do when attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go straight for the juggler.