Why did the clown wear loud socks?

A: So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

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Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

Why did the boy fall off his bike?

A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.

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Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.

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What can you say in your defense?

ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

How do you keep a clown from laughing?

Hit him in the face with an axe.