Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

What's invisible and smells like bananas?

Monkey farts

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How do you confuse an AP student?

Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.

What's red and black and screaming all over?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

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What are the most racist jokes you know?

There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.

How did Reggie Rocket's brother die?

Otto Erocket Asphyxiation

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

How do you milk sheeps?

With Apple accessories.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why parents don't allow their children to listen to M. Jackson songs?

because they are very touching

Who is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?