Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

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What did the cat say to the banana?

Banana. .. What did the cow say to the banana Banana. .. What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.

What did the banana say to the human?

Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!

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What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

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Which fish go to heaven when they die ?

Angelfish !

Why do artists die early in life?

Too many strokes.

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What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

What lives in apples and is an avid reader?

A bookworm !

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How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their parents?

roommates