Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

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What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

What's invisible and smells like bananas?

Monkey farts

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How does Yo-Yo Ma answer the phone?

Cello?

What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

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Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

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Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

Why did the apple cry?

A: Its peelings were hurt.

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What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(