What's red and black and screaming all over?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

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How do you confuse an AP student?

Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

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What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

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What did Stevie Wonder think when he got a cheese grater for christmas?

That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

What did Stevie Wonder's younger brother think their parents named him after British royalty?

Because they named him Stevie Twoder.

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What's black?

Whats black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Why did the blonde burn her ear?

The phone rang while she was ironing!