What's red and black and screaming all over?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

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What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent?

Answer: The Pope!

What's the song that coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

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What's red and black and screaming all over?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

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Why can not Stevie Wonder read?

Because he's black.

Why do single women take advice from other single women?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions

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What's long, hard and makes a woman moan when erect?

An ironing board.

Why did the blind guy have a burnt face?

He answered the iron.