What do you with a crazy girl knocking on your door?

You don't let her out.

Previous Random Joke Next

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?

Let me call you Tweet heart!

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Who knock knock joke Knock knock Who is it?

Doctor.** Doctor who **YES**

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.