What do you with a crazy girl knocking on your door?

You don't let her out.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do mob boss mules open doors?

With Don-keys.

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?

The girl necks door.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.