What do you with a crazy girl knocking on your door?

You don't let her out.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there ! Bolzano ! Bolzano who ?

Bolzano the door !

When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house?

A: When the door is open.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon?

Because she'll let it goooo

What is the favorite saying of a police officer in the Simpsons?

If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown shoot it down.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why does the KKK hate bowling?

Because a black ball knocks over white pins with red necks.

Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!