Why parents don't allow their children to listen to M. Jackson songs?

because they are very touching

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Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

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What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

What's black, grey, and red all over?

A gorilla with a child in the enclosure.

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What did the stoner drop when he listened to dubstep?

Salt.

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

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What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

Why does not a forth-grader ever take the bus home?

Because he knew his parents will make him return it.