Why parents don't allow their children to listen to M. Jackson songs?

because they are very touching

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What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

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What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common?

They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.

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How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators

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What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!