Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the imgurian cross the road?

To get the meme on the other side.

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

Why did Anthony Kiedis cross the road?

To get to the Otherside.

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

How did Canada name their country?

They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh

How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

Citizen Jokes More Citizen Jokes

Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.