Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What is a salad's favorite type of road?

A bowl-ivard

Why didn't the neuron cross the road ?

It was Nervous

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

Why are there so few black hockey players?

Because there was no cotton in Canada.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.

What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.

Citizen Jokes More Citizen Jokes

Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!