Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the car swerve off the road?

It hit the chicken. Bazing!

Why did the pregnant Chinese chicken cross the road?

Because ah, the egg roll.

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Why didn't the girl cross the street?

She didn't have the balls

What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?

Something punny.

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

What part of Canada do the Inuit control?

Nunavut.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

Citizen Jokes More Citizen Jokes

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.