Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

What borders stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

Citizen Jokes More Citizen Jokes

Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!