Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

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What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

Bodybuilder Jokes More Bodybuilder Jokes

What do you call a bodybuilder that can't sing?

Muscle tone deaf.

When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

because you can never be too careful.

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What Is Bluetooth ?

When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

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Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

because he wanted to...

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Why did the nose run?

It did snot want to be late

How to get a job without experience ?

Just run for office!

Juice Jokes More Juice Jokes

Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media

What kind of juice do you get from sick lemons?

LemonAIDS