Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

Bodybuilder Jokes More Bodybuilder Jokes

What do you call a bodybuilder that can't sing?

Muscle tone deaf.

What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her.

How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

Why couldn't cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

Juice Jokes More Juice Jokes

What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.

What did the vegetarian do to get ripped?

He juiced...