They ran out of juice!
A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.
A landmine.
Because he wanted to get more definition.
Huge Jackman
They can't get enough booty.
He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.
He was afraid to go down the tracks.
Antelope!
Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.
It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.
Because Juice control the media
