Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What does a dancing piece of land in the middle of nowhere?

Plot twisting!

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

Bodybuilder Jokes More Bodybuilder Jokes

Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

What do you call a bodybuilder that can't sing?

Muscle tone deaf.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

How do you stop an alien invasion?

You build a wall.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

How'd you leave her?

Dead by the side of the road..."

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.

What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

Juice Jokes More Juice Jokes

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

What did the vegetarian do to get ripped?

He juiced...