Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

Bodybuilder Jokes More Bodybuilder Jokes

Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet?

Because his pythons were sick

When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

because you can never be too careful.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did the dead baby get across the road?

Me: How Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: .....

Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do call the two midgets who ran an impound lot?

Little Seizers

What will Kayne West's political leaning be if he runs for President?

West wing

Juice Jokes More Juice Jokes

What kind of juice do you get from sick lemons?

LemonAIDS

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.