What does a dancing piece of land in the middle of nowhere?

Plot twisting!

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?

Annette !

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What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)

What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...