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They ran out of juice!
Because his pythons were sick
Weights
Muscle tone deaf.
Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"
Because with them it always works out.
because you can never be too careful.
Because it was a gun-free zone
How much do you whey bro
Because he wanted to get more definition.
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It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"
25 letters after a, brah.
Gainsborough(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ThomasGainsborough) Pronounced "Gainz, brah"
A barbequeue.
It's a long line of midgets!
No whey Jose
Jose and Hose-B
Because X was always 10
Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)
because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated :-)
He just wanted the inside scoop.
No whey."
No whey Jos.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
They tell you.
The time God took to cook us
The posters