Huge Jackman
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They ran out of juice!
Because his pythons were sick
Weights
Muscle tone deaf.
Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"
Because with them it always works out.
because you can never be too careful.
Because it was a gun-free zone
How much do you whey bro
Because he wanted to get more definition.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"
A Dell
The bicycle tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.
Because 7 8 9 A
Because 7 ate 9
Amino acid!
Because they're made of a mean ol' acids.
She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"
Show me your nose!"
Just two.
OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.
Because he was barefooted!!!
Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money
Hose A and Hose B
Juan vs. Juan
They never carry their own weight.
He always went for the 6 instead of the 12
