Bodybuilder Jokes

Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

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Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet?

Because his pythons were sick

What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

What do you call a bodybuilder that can't sing?

Muscle tone deaf.

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"

Why are bodybuilders the best the best partners?

Because with them it always works out.

When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

because you can never be too careful.

Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone

What did one bodybuilder ask the other?

How much do you whey bro

Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

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How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"

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Whey Jokes More Whey Jokes

What did the body builder say when he saw he was out of protein powder?

No whey!

What's a Mexicans favorite protein?

Whey

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

Why did the tree have lots of fans?

Because he was Poplar!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a group of Mexicans doing work?

Manuel labour.

What do you call a Mexican walking on the moon?

An astronaut you racist..

Jose Jokes More Jose Jokes

Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

What did the Mexican Firefighter name his two children?

Jose and Hose B

Brah Jokes More Brah Jokes

Where do you find a zebra?

25 letters after a, brah.

Who is a bodybuilder's favourite painter?

Gainsborough(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ThomasGainsborough) Pronounced "Gainz, brah"

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't sine cross the road?

Cosecant

What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)

6 Pack Jokes More 6 Pack Jokes

What's the difference between a white bodybuilder and a black bodybuilder?

A white bodybuilder has 6 packs whereas a black bodybuilder has 2 pac

What do you call a seven course Irish meal?

A 6-pack and a potato.

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch