Huge Jackman
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They ran out of juice!
Because his pythons were sick
Weights
Muscle tone deaf.
Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"
Because with them it always works out.
because you can never be too careful.
Because it was a gun-free zone
How much do you whey bro
Because he wanted to get more definition.
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It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"
The curds get in the whey!
No whey.
Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.
100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.
I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
They re-coil !
Jose and Hose B
Because it was 2 turnt up
Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.
It's a long line of midgets!
A barbequeue.
Gingers
Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down
