The bicycle tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.
The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!
Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.
Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...
A: You get your job and your wife back.
They both only work with a chain on.
Bull the chain when your done !
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An astronaut.