What's the difference between a black person and a bicycle tire?

The bicycle tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.

What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why does Beyonce sing, "To the left, to the left!"?

Because black women have no rights.

What Christmas Carol do they sing in North Korea?

We Three Kims

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

What do a black person and a bike have in common?

they both don't work without a chain.

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?

I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.

What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.