What's the difference between a black person and a bicycle tire?

The bicycle tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a girl and a pool table?

You have a shot with a pool table.

What's the difference between Santa and a black man?

Santa stops after the third Ho

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

How can Ozzy Osbourne possibly sing that?

when Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well.

What do Scottish owls sing?

Owld Lang Syne.

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What's the difference between a black guy and snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put their chains on.

What do blacks and bicycles have in common?

Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

Why is it called the "color TV"?

Because it was invented by a black person!

What's the worst present you could give a black person?

Cotton Scented Hand Lotion