What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

What's the last thing someone wants to hear while blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

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Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

When did this start?

and the gentleman replies, "When did what start "

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What's a orphans first words?

I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.

What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

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What's the difference between a black person and a bicycle tire?

The bicycle tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?

I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.

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How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

What are some products of the West Indies?

Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.