Why did the cowboy want a Weiner dog?

To get a long little doggy.

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How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

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Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

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Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy