Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

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What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

Why did Eve want to move to New York ?

She fell for the Big Apple !

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What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

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Annoying.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him.

Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

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What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

What is the difference between a painting and jesus?

A painting only need one nail to hang

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Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

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Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!