Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.
Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.
Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags
An algorithm
Two flutists playing in unison.
Jesus going up for the cross!
His portrait only need one nail
A bad Habit. I'll see myself out.
He's always nailed to the boards....
A broad abroad on a board aboard.
Because he'd always get nailed into the boards