Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

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Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

What's the difference between and out-law and an in-law?

One's wanted.

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What is big and brown and plays the accordion?

Lawrence Elk

How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar?

He shreds.

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Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

What would Jesus do?

is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross?

Me! That hurts!"

Why didn't Jesus have any children?

He only got nailed by guys )

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How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

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Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.