Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

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What 6 things would you want on a deserted island?

Me: 1) You-- 10YO: Seriously Why would you drag me into that

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

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How does Dracula keep fit?

He plays batminton.

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

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What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

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What happened when Jesus 'screwed' around?

He got *nailed*.

Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

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Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

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What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.