How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."

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What what Juan's twin sister named?

I don't know, Juana guess

Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

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What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

is just not as challenging since she started using foursquare.

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What do you call a man who inherits a dairy?

A Dairy Heir.

What the hell is going on here?

Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."

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How do you know when someone is a single mother?

Don't worry! They will tell you!

What are you allergic to?

and can tell them Plant Spern

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Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So that they can get closer to the sink.

What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date?

They give their women awesome Dinar.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

How to use green, yellow, and pink in a sentence?

The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.