Who's there ! Aladdin ! Aladdin who ?

Aladdin the street wants a word with you !

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Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

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What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus. :/

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Why did the console gamer cross the street?

To render the other side.

What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street?

Get a broom, you two.

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How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.

Why was there never an Aladdin 4?

Because he kept on rubbing the wrong lamp.