He wanted to be a parrot trooper!
Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.
Because baggers can't be choosers.
Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."
He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"
A: One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.
He had to parrot.
A: For spare parts.
They're still afraid of hangars.
