Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

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Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

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What do you get when Italians join ISIS?

Baked Yazidi

What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

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What does a bird with an injured wing need?

Tweetment!

What's the difference between an ant and a bird?

A bird can fly.

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Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

What does the US military and a fart have in common?

Air Force