Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

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Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

What are the four words that you least want to hear, after having blown Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

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Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

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How many people can ride on a bird?

Toucan.

Why do groups of birds always seem so shady?

cuz they're always flockin' around

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Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?

A: For spare parts.

Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!