Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

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Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?

A: They want to measure their intelligence.

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

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When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

because you can never be too careful.

Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

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Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

How do you sell chicken to a deaf man?

A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN !!!!!!!

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What is the definition of a major seventh?

A: A violist playing octaves.

What is the definition of 'making love'?

Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.

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What do you call a play about a dictionary?

A pun!

Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.