Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

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What do you call a psychic midget wanted by the police?

A small medium at large.

Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

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What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

Why are bodybuilders the best the best partners?

Because with them it always works out.

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Why do people buy expensive rims?

they're investing in wheel estate.

Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes?

Sears.

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What's the definition of a healthy virgin?

A: "One who has never been bed-ridden!"

How do you get a fire started?

You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting...

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What word in the dictionary is always spelled wrong?

Wrong.

Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.