Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

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Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

What the hell do you want?

Him: Um, YOU called ME.

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What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

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What ya doin'?

She said "Buying luggage."

Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

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What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

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Where can you always find money?

In the dictionary.

What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

High definition.