What ya doin'?

She said "Buying luggage."

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What would u do if u won the lotto?

10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.

What's the best time to buy a bird?

When it goes cheep!

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Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!