What ya doin'?

She said "Buying luggage."

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How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

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What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.