Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call an elephant that can't do sums ?

Dumbo !

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

Luggage Jokes More Luggage Jokes

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

What ya doin'?

She said "Buying luggage."

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why do elephants have trunks ?

Because they've no pockets to put things in !

What's the difference between a trunk full of bowling balls and a trunk full of dead babies?

You can't unload a trunk full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.