Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

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Why are elephants gray?

A: So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squish?

An elephant with a wet boot

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What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

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What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !