Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

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What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

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What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

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Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks

What did Jay say when Adnan opened the trunk?

Hae girl Hae