Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common?

They're both purple except the elephant.

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

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Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Why don't turkey vultures ever lose their luggage?

They only ...

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Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.