Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

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What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.

What animals were last to leave the ark ?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

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Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

What ya doin'?

She said "Buying luggage."

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Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!