Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

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How do you get an elephant across the freeway?

Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out "way". ... (there's no effin' way)

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant

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What ya doin'?

She said "Buying luggage."

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

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How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.