What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

Previous Random Joke Next
Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs..

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What's the first step to throwing a space party?

You planet.

How did the dictator make it easier for power companies to do business with neighboring countries?

He stepped down.