What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

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What is green, sings and can be found in the fridge?

Elvis Parsley

Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

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What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet ?

An elephant with spare parts !el

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What happens when you step on an oily asian?

Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope.

How did the dictator make it easier for power companies to do business with neighboring countries?

He stepped down.