What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie."

Why did the boy fall off his bike?

A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ?

Elephanta Claus !

How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

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What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a little wine.

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.