What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

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Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

What do me and my fridge have in common?

Were both empty inside and weigh a tonne

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D

What do elephants say as a compliment ?

You look elephantastic !

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What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!"

What happened to you?

the doctor asks. "I stepped on something."