What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

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What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

Why do elephants have trunks ?

Because they've no pockets to put things in !

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Which animal makes the best pie?

A human.

What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

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What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

Plenty o' room.

What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank.