What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

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How do you get an elephant out of a Safeway?

You take the ' ' out of ' ', and the ' ' out of ' '.

What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?

This is the end of me !

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What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

What animals were last to leave the ark ?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

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What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.