What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

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How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

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How do animals cross the ocean?

On a Gir-raft.

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ?

A little bear !

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What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

What do you call it when a black person has diarrhea?

Nigeria