What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

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Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

They always want to play leap-frog with him.

What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

ell if I know.

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What animal gets applauded?

The mosquito.

What animal is endangered by tooth decay?

Molar bears!

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What does a vampire call a hemophiliac?

Diarrhea.

What do Netflix and diarrhea have in common?

Both stream instantly.