What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

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What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

A: Five after one.

What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?

Raining elephants !

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What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander

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What does a vampire call a hemophiliac?

Diarrhea.

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.