What does a vampire call a hemophiliac?

Diarrhea.

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How do vampires like their tea?

With a old tampon in it.

How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

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What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

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What does a vampire call a hemophiliac?

Diarrhea.

What do hemophiliacs and virgins have in common?

One prick...and it's all over.