What does a vampire call a hemophiliac?

Diarrhea.

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Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )

Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it

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Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

What does a vampire call a hemophiliac?

Diarrhea.

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What does a vampire call a hemophiliac?

Diarrhea.

What do hemophiliacs and virgins have in common?

One prick...and it's all over.