What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?

They both suffered the loss of one very important port.

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How is the iPhone 6 like /r/gonewild?

They both give you tightness in the pants. I'll see myself out...

Why did John Snow get an iPhone?

For the watch.

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What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

What is your Problem?

Darren : Suffering from Unlimited Free Outgoings with Different Different Ringtones...:-):-D

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What's the #1 song in Ukraine?

Crimea River

Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

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What do you call a Mexican who loss his car?

Carlos

What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?

They both suffered the loss of one very important port.