Loss Jokes

What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?

They both suffered the loss of one very important port.

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What do you call a Mexican who loss his car?

Carlos

What is the world's leading cause of hearing loss?

Religion.

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What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation?

A Chernobel Prize.

What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

Losse Jokes More Losse Jokes

What do you call a pig that losses its voice?

Disgruntled

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

Bald Jokes More Bald Jokes

What did the court jester call the balding crown prince?

The Heir Apparent with no Hair Apparent.

What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

Memory Loss Jokes More Memory Loss Jokes

What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram?

Memory loss.

What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common?

They both say the same jokes over and over again.

Poster Jokes More Poster Jokes

Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

Tortoise Jokes More Tortoise Jokes

How is Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hair...

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

Rjoke Jokes More Rjoke Jokes

How do you search and identify for feminist jokes in /r/jokes?

They have a "JOKE" disclaimer tag

What day is /r/Jokes favorite?

Earth Day, it's all about recycling!