Why did John Snow get an iPhone?

For the watch.

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What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son."

What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

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Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.

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What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

Why did John Snow get an iPhone?

For the watch.