Why did John Snow get an iPhone?

For the watch.

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It is a no spin zone

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Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

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Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

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Why did John Snow get an iPhone?

For the watch.

What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)