Nokia Jokes

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished."

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Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

What do you have if you don't have a Kia?

A Nokia.

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Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

What's your phone number?

looks up from phone* Me: I don't have a phone. *looks down at phone* Coworker....

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?

Are they afraid someone might accidentally clean them

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

Reuse Jokes More Reuse Jokes

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

Which of the Three R's does this subreddit like to do the most?

Reuse.

Microsoft Jokes More Microsoft Jokes

Why did microsoft go directly to windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage"

What kind of explosive is popular with terrorist school-children?

The satchel charge.

Cell Phone Jokes More Cell Phone Jokes

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

Explosion Jokes More Explosion Jokes

Where did the man go after the explosion?

All over.

Where did Sally go during the explosion?

Everywhere!