Nokia Jokes

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished."

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Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

What do you have if you don't have a Kia?

A Nokia.

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Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

Reuse Jokes More Reuse Jokes

Which of the Three R's does this subreddit like to do the most?

Reuse.

How is /r/jokes like the green movement?

Reuse and Recycle

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of animal goes "LMAO"?

Hy-Ayy-nas

What kind of organisation is Atheism?

A non-prophet organisation.

Finnishe Jokes More Finnishe Jokes

What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed. :(

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished."

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

Cell Phone Jokes More Cell Phone Jokes

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair with a cell phone?

Virgin Mobile.

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

Why did the WTC get hit by Terrorist?

They didn't get hit by Terrorists.

Whats the difference from a terrorist and a psychopath?

A llahu akbar

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"