Nokia Jokes

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished."

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Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

What do you have if you don't have a Kia?

A Nokia.

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How do you tell if someone online is American?

They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

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Which phone??

Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well

Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones.

What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

Nokia Phone Jokes More Nokia Phone Jokes

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

Reuse Jokes More Reuse Jokes

Which of the Three R's does this subreddit like to do the most?

Reuse.

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

Launch Jokes More Launch Jokes

How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

How do they launch a champagne factory?

They throw a boat at it.

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What do terrorists and the American government have in common?

They both blow up people who don't agree with them.

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

Why do cool guys never look at explosions?

Because they die in them.