Nokia Jokes

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished."

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Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

What do you have if you don't have a Kia?

A Nokia.

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What do you call a Finn, who gets something done?

Finnished

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished."

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What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

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Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.

Why do Black people like Kia so much?

Because it has Soul.

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How is /r/jokes like the green movement?

Reuse and Recycle

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

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What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

What kind of beer was Dr. Stephen Strange serving?

It was his own Strange Brew. You would be Moranic not to like it.

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What do you call a crippled kid locked in a hot car?

Steamed Vegetable.

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ?

Jail-birds !

Microsoft Jokes More Microsoft Jokes

Why didn't Microsoft release Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 ate 9.

Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."