Nokia Jokes

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished."

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Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

What do you have if you don't have a Kia?

A Nokia.

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What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished."

How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

Microsoft Jokes More Microsoft Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.

Why did microsoft go directly to windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

What's going to be thinner than the IPhone 8?

Apples ideas.

Kia Jokes More Kia Jokes

What do you get if your Kia is stolen in Finland?

No Kia

Why do Black people like Kia so much?

Because it has Soul.

Reuse Jokes More Reuse Jokes

How is /r/jokes like the green movement?

Reuse and Recycle

Which of the Three R's does this subreddit like to do the most?

Reuse.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

What do you call a lock with low self-confidence?

Insecure.

Cell Phone Jokes More Cell Phone Jokes

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

How do neurons communicate?

Cell phones