Nokia Jokes

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished."

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Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

What do you have if you don't have a Kia?

A Nokia.

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Who's Microsoft's favorite musician?

Adele

What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

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What is an astronaut's favorite meal?

Launch

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished."

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How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter

What do you call a terrorist in the North Pole?

An ISISicle!

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Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform

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Where did the terrorist go after the explosion?

Everywhere..

Where did Sally go during the explosion?

Everywhere!

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why did the clock phone the ruler?

Because desperate times call for desperate measures....

What are you doing on your phone?

Bugs Bunny replies, "Eh, Whatsapp Doc."

Nokia Phone Jokes More Nokia Phone Jokes

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

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What kind of shoes to frogs like ?

Open toad sandals !

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!