Nokia Jokes

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished."

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Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

What do you have if you don't have a Kia?

A Nokia.

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Which of the Three R's does this subreddit like to do the most?

Reuse.

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

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Why Did the Native Americans Car Break Down?

Their Injun died on them!

What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

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Where did Sally go during the explosion?

Everywhere!

Where does Amy go after the explosion?

Where does Amy go after the explosion? EVERYWHERE!!!

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What do you call a Finn, who gets something done?

Finnished

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished."

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Why did Newton's wife got pregnant?

Because he doesn't believe in using quantum

What do Jedi use to open PDF files?

Adobe wan Kenobi.

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Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?

Are they afraid someone might accidentally clean them

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

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When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

Cell Phone Jokes More Cell Phone Jokes

What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

How do you call a prison inmate?

With a cell phone.