Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?

Are they afraid someone might accidentally clean them

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Where do I start cleaning!?

5mins later* Me: I need a new room.

How does Kris Kringle clean his hands?

Santatizer

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

How do you tell if someone online is American?

They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)