Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's the name of the car of a hipster batman?

Tumblr.

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash?

A StayGosaurus

What do you call a guy with no musical talent that hangs out with the band?

The drummer.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.

What's the difference between a pizza and a drummer?

a pizza can feed a family of four

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What did the young witch say to her mother ?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

Gig Jokes More Gig Jokes

Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?

Because they couldn't get a gig.

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.