Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

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What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.

What car does Boba Fett drive?

A ManDeLorean.

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Why did the Turkey join the band?

because he had two Drumsticks.

What band performed at the Jefferson memorial?

Nickelback

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Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

Why did the black man walk into a bar?

Because the cell door was still locked.

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How do you confuse a drummer?

Give him sheet music

What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

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Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

What can be surmised from this?

A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig.