Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What instrument do piggys play in a band?

Pigcussion!

Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Why does Yasuo never get locked out?

Because he always "hasaki!"

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

What do you call a drummer in a three piece suit?

A: The defendant.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What's the key to finding love?

Rohypnol

What is long and likes to pry in a hole?

A key.

Gig Jokes More Gig Jokes

Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh