Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.
One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!
Pigcussion!
They haven't had a gig yet.
Because he always "hasaki!"
Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?
A: The defendant.
Rohypnol
A key.
So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!
Because why MC, eh