Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

What came first the car or the wheel?

The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.

What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash?

A StayGosaurus

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What do you call 32 white people locked in a closet?

A captive Cherokee.

Why do gingers get sunburned so easily?

It's nature's way of telling us to lock them indoors

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What's the difference between a pizza and a drummer?

a pizza can feed a family of four

What do you call the retarded guy that follows the band around?

The Drummer

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Gig Jokes More Gig Jokes

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?"