Why does Santa have such a beautiful garden?

He is always Hoe-hoe-hoeing.

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Who picks it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.

Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

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What did Santa say at the brothel?

Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?