Why does Santa have such a beautiful garden?

He is always Hoe-hoe-hoeing.

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What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

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What does a black Santa say?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

What did Santa say at the brothel?

Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!