Why does Santa have such a beautiful garden?

He is always Hoe-hoe-hoeing.

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What's Santa's favorite snack?

A crisp Pringle

What's the difference between Santa and a black man?

Santa stops after the third Ho

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Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

What's the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.