Why does Santa have such a beautiful garden?

He is always Hoe-hoe-hoeing.

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What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

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What do you call a pimp with his whores?

A guard and hoes.

What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.