Why does Santa have such a beautiful garden?

He is always Hoe-hoe-hoeing.

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What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

What's Santa's favorite snack?

A crisp Pringle

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What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.