Why does Santa have such a beautiful garden?

He is always Hoe-hoe-hoeing.

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Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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What's the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.