What did they call Jesus Christ when he was crucified?

Holy

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What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

What would've happened if Jesus Christ didn't make Christmas?

It would've just been "mas".

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What did the roman soldier say after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.