Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

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What's the definition of endless love?

Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.

When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

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Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

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Why didn't Jesus have any children?

He only got nailed by guys )

What do you call a hula hoop with a nail on the inside?

A Navel Destroyer.

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They told him he was good at deriving

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Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

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Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

How does Jerry Seinfeld play ice hockey?

With his Shtick.