Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

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He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

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What did Jesus say after he was resurrected?

Nailed it

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Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

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Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

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An ex-boxer.

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Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

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How does Jerry Seinfeld play ice hockey?

With his Shtick.

Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.